The Magic Listicle of All Your Work
1 min readApr 12, 2016
- Spend an insane amount of time scrolling and finding your posts. Open each in a new window.
- Start a new post to showcase your work. Get three words in and want to vomit.
- Find bottle of wine. Have a glass.
- Finish writing introduction sentence to your work.
- Now return to your open tabs. We just need to copy the URLs of your favourites into the draft medium article.
- Spend fifteen minutes fighting the urge to close all the tabs and drag your computer into the garbage. Finally put one article into your draft medium article.
- Realize what time it is and that you only have one sentence and one link. Fuck the glass. Start drinking from the bottle.
- Get drunk enough that you can put a few links in.
- Publish the fucking thing, vowing to never look at it again.
- Find bottle of wine you hate at back of cupboard. Decide today is the day. Take it to bed with you.
- Go to sleep.
- Realize in the morning that you forgot to pin the post.
- Try to find your article and this time remember to pin it as your featured post.
