Dear CS,

I am writing you to first commend you on your touching piece about family and belonging and all that lovely stuff. But the reason for my letter is to inform you that a complaint had been lodged that you have violated fourteen codes of the Society for Hermits United in Sequestered Harmony.

Please be advised that further complaints may result in the need for an investigation. As our members would die rather than visit another member for purposes of an investigation, we would be required to hire an outside firm. The costs of which would be added to any fines or alcohol seizures.

Sincerely,

SHUSH counsel.